

| Question: What is "You Can Call Me Al" actually about? | |||
| Answer | times selected | answer distribution (%) | |
| 1. A midlife crisis | 3 | 13% | |
| 2. A guy in a dark alley | 1 | 4% | |
| 3. God | 5 | 22% | |
| 4. Something else | 2 | 9% | |
| 5. Paul Simon going nuts | 12 | 52% | |
| Summary: 23 votes | |||
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