

| Question: Scissors?? | |||
| Answer | times selected | answer distribution (%) | |
| 1. FRONT & BACK - your child looks a little redneck; we already make fun of you for living in the South. | 39 | 54% | |
| 2. Trim up the back - it's a baby mullet and you know it. Quit lying to yourself. It won't grow out cute. | 21 | 29% | |
| 3. Trim up the front - the half emo/half hipster look just isn't working. | 4 | 6% | |
| 4. DON'T TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON HIS PRECIOUS HEAD. | 8 | 11% | |
| Summary: 72 votes | |||
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